Valley Girl Problems Lyrics

It's 102 degrees
And my lip gloss melted on my leather seats
I'm overstimulated, sweaty, and sticky
Been a real dry spell since I last got kissed

'Bout to film a vid cryin' over my situationship
Mmm, get ready with me to ignore every red flag
Hair, nails, oops
I'm callin him back
Inconveniences are just plot points at this point

Literally, obsessed
It's giving
I can't, as if
Wait, no, stop
Shut up
Be serious
I hate you
Don't go
Like, actually
I'm fine
No, I'm not

It's a valley girl problem
You wouldn't get it
I say it's whatever
So I don't look desperate
818, too hot is the aesthetic
If it don't serve me, I'ma disconnect it

It's a valley girl problem
You wouldn't get it
I say it's whatever
So I don't look desperate
818, too hot is the aesthetic
If it don't serve me, I'ma disconnect it